Jan

16

2009

It feels like 6℉ here in NYC today, but my heart is feeling the warmth, since my favorite bitch of all bitches Bai Ling is back in the news. Yes, bitch was spotted making out with hatchetface Mickey Rourke at the Chateau Marmont in LA the other night. The two were going at it pretty hard, and our Asian ho probably gave fish jerky face here a solid hand job.

I was not planning to watch the Oscars this year, but now I will, since the degree of the red carpet freakshow-ness has been kicked up a notch with Bai Ling potentially making an appearance with her flavor of the month, the soon-to-be Best Actor nominee Mickey Rourke (for The Wrestler). I love this union! It takes a lot of courage to wake up next to Mickey every morning, but I have no doubt that our bitch can stomach it. She has seen worse.


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An ugly guy for an ugly girl.


Haha she is such a trainwreck...I love it. A friend of mine spotted her at a club in LA, and she was dancing in front of this mirror staring intently at HERSELF. Haha!


lol You’re so mean Andrew.


I’ve never seen him before but he looks gross.


LOL You’re funny.


Isn’t she still under probation for stealing?


I can’t stand her. She’s so damn ugly. haha


She was probably staring at herself because no one else would.


Only in Hollywood would a union this strange be this boring.


Yeah, I think it’s gross too.  Funny thing though, I know I probably wouldn’t feel that way if they were both hot.


haha And if they could dress themselves.


Even if she could, her face isn’t that great.


She could use surgery.



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